An Odd Shots Exclusive! Jill Myles’s Cover Revealed!
I know, I know. Mondays are supposed to be Nalini’s days, but the woman is currently gallivanting all over Europe, and so I volunteered her spot. And how lucky am I? Because today, Jill received her final cover for her debut release, GENTLEMEN PREFER SUCCUBI, and I get to show it off to you!
Okay, and can you guys believe this? Jill actually sent me an e-mail, all like: Hey, can I have Monday instead? I’ve got my cover to show off!
And I was like: What? No way, man. You can’t kick me out of my extra day like that!
And she was like: But it’s really special!
And I was like: I know! I’m so glad I get to show everyone, because there’s nothing more special than getting that first cover. It’s a totally awesome moment! And it’s all mine now, beeeeeyotch. Ha!
So after the cut and without further ado, I present: GENTLEMEN PREFER SUCCUBI
Jill Myles's Very First Cover!...Okay, maybe not.
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Oh that vampire is so scary – especially those legs and bat briefs!! What a great cover!!
LOL!!
LMAO! is the angel wearing a grill?
Love the quote from Jill’s mom. LOL
LOL! That is an unfortunate side effect of my crappy “removing all of the white out of the original picture leaves him with transparent teeth, so I’m going to use my paintbrush to fill them in” technique.
Am liking the idea of a grill – more angel’s should have them!
Wow that is one ugly cover, that vamp in his briefs scares me to death, I would not want him to jump me.
The mum quote is gold
Aw, I love it! I need to write a yellow thong into the next book, obviously!
Haha yes you never go wrong with a yellow thong
LMAO!!! Fantastic cover Jill *coughMelJeancough*. What’s the deal with the Angel’s ears? Jill’s mum quote is hilarious. And wow, Jill, you’ve got a blurb from Caveman Moon’s author!!
Love it!
ROTFL — that one’s going to give me nightmares. I’m sure of it.
But…but…it is so beautiful…
Many LOLs indees.
Did that vampire shave his legs or why does he have points on them?
And the angel is just hilarious! I take it he is the “Gentleman” mentioned in the title?
looove it… LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
*after 15 minutes of laugh, side hurting and eyes still foggy*
that comment from the mother was priceless… also the author of Caveman Moon gave an avid description….
But the real deal were the three figures on the cover…. everytime i look at them I see something more that makes me shudder with a mix of laughter and horror…. (the good kind of horror)
Great job, I’ll be on the hunt for this book… and that’s a promise…
VvvV
Heeeeeeee! Classic cover!
*laughs*
This quote is beautiful; I am totally buying this book when it comes out. An the quotes (from Jill’s mom)? Priceless.
Serena
Sorry, I meant to say this COVER is beautiful.
Serena
That…is…AWESOME!!!!! Slap it up on Amazon RIGHT NOW, baby. My sales rank will go through the roof!
I’m not sure which part is best — the yellow thong, the delicate stubble on the vampire’s legs, or the quote from Caveman Moon’s author Meljean Brook.
That quote is quite a coup!
Jill and I must have the same mom! Good one, haha.
I actually gasped in horror when I saw this. I was skimming the post and didn’t realize it was a joke for a second. OMG. Need coffee
LOL – she did a great job with it, didn’t she? I am still giggling.
HAHAHAHA I’d buy it!!!
The vampire dude looks like he hasn’t sucked anyone in a long time. He needs bulging muscles! And add some glitter to him because sparkling vampires are all the rage now.
Hahaha, I LOVE the bat briefs! What do you call those, batty watties, itty batties?
He’s like the Borat Dagger Brotherhood…
LoL — love the quote.. lol
Does anyone know how to clean tea off computer screens? For some reason I laughed so hard I sprayed it all over. Just hope the thing doesn’t short out.
Woah. Those knobbly knees are like magnets. I can’t take my eyes off them. LOL
I can see this dude competing against Edward and his sparkly swizzle stick. 0_0
Hahahaha!!!
Hee! You guys, Jill is such a good sport. And I have it on good authority that both the angel and the vampire are much, much hotter than shown here.
But, my god, there was no way I could resist those Batman undies on a vamp.
A yellow thong is definitely going into book 3.
Or maybe the angel giving the thumbs up. Maybe BOTH.
That cover just screams “Pick me up and buy me!”
BRAWAHAHAHA
LOVE IT.
That’s an awesome cover!! *runs to buy book*
Careful Meljean, I sense a second career in the works for you!
It glows, wow, especially from the vampire and his bat undies.
Hot cover! And the quotes, wow, I’m sold!
(Come to think of it, my 8-year-old son has some Batman briefs. The have the bat symbol on the, um, pocket in the front…although, they’re not yellow.)
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That was very funny!
*dies*
Okay, this is brilliant!!
LMAO. Oh, Jill, your cover artist is such a gifted, talented soul. And I love the quotes.
*falls over laughing too too much*
Am impressed heroine matched heels to bikini!
At least she found her swimsuit bottoms…
“At least she found her swimsuit bottoms…”
Gasp! LOL!
*red face*
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Oh my God. I thought this cover was for real. I was gasping in horror at the idea of it and the quotes! LOL Not that it isn’t cute but I thought it was THE REAL book cover! I went through reading all the posts and then someone mentioned that it wasnt the real one. LOL
Was the real cover revealed yet?
LOL! I’m not sure if that says good things about my Photoshop skills or bad things about our trust in publisher art departments.
The real one is still TOP SECRET (which is just a fancy way of saying it hasn’t been finalized by the publisher yet.)
I love all the covers!
O_O’
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Does anyone know how long it takes an ice cube to melt out of your sinuses?
…. I could really use that knowledge right about now. Awesome cover! Love the bat-briefs! Makes you wonder where he left the utility belt he swiped them out of!