The Very Seekrit Travel Diaries of Miss Nalini Singh
(Jill here, filling in for Nalini as she travels across Europe and sees the world! Lucky woman! Anyhow, I have some l33t hacker skillz and managed to pull this excerpt of Nalini’s travel diary off of her Netbook. Enjoy!)
Day 1:
Wrote archangel on archangel sex while at the airport. Tee hee! I am so awesome.
Day 2:
10:00 am
Just arrived in Paris. There’s a chance of rain, so I’m going to stay in the hotel and write!
3:00 pm
Wrote a conversation between archangels…and then they had sex with a vampire. Suck it, Meljean Brook! Our editor will love MY angels better!
Day 3:
Editor says she doesn’t know what ‘boxing day’ is. Have to take out all references. Stupid Americans. Promised that I’d go to the Louvre today. We’ll see. Just need to finish this chapter.
Day 4:
Went to Louvre. Statue of David VERY inspiring. Well, except for one part. Ahem. Came home and wrote more archangel sex. This time with a psy! Just kidding!! Tee hee. I am so awesome.
Day 5:
8:45 am
Leaving Paris and heading to Scotland! Am hoping to see some sexy men in kilts.
8:47 am
Hmm. Wonder if I could give an archangel a kilt?
8:49 am
Might be better as a kilted psy…
8:50 am
Or a leopard…
5:29 pm
Am here. No kilts in sight. A little disappointed. Lots of haggis, though. Will just have to write kilt into next chapter. Am skipping haggis references. What is not sexy? Hero and heroine sharing a loving dinner of haggis, that’s what!
Day 6:
Scotland = BORING. Where are all the kilted hotties? Sigh. Am heading to Loch Ness, but if they do not show up soon, will be forced to amuse myself with copyedits.
Day 7:
Saw no glimpses of Nessie at Loch Ness, but did see a kilt! It was everything I wanted and more. VERY inspiring. Emailed editor about the odds of having a Scottish Archangel Leopard Shifter crossover in my next book. GENIUS.
Day 8:
Editor says no.
Day 9:
Need new inspiration if kilts are not a go. Next stop – Germany! Lederhosen could be hot.
Day 10:
Lederhosen not hot. Will give that suggestion to Meljean Brook. Suck it, Meljean Brook! (tee hee)
Back to drawing board.
*cracks up*
I LOVE the idea of an archangel in kilts. And the idea of a Scottish Archangel Leopard Shifter crossover.
Serena
I think it sounds like a bestseller!
LOL. I’d buy it. ^_^
Hi Jill
I absolutely LOVED your great fun post!
Thank you.
Love & Best Wishes,
RKCharron
xoxo
Glad you enjoyed!
Lol, love it
Oh and I sure wanna see some archangels in kilts
Me too, baby! Me too.
Bwahaha, that’s just wonderful! Jill, you’re a genius! I always admire your hacker skills. Wasn’t it you who found Meljean’s Sparkly Dildo Folder, too?
However, I do have to protest against the Lederhosn thing – I am from Bavaria where it comes from and believe me, the original ones (not some strange imitation for non-Bavarians who go to the Oktoberfest!) on the right man can be downright sexy!
I can’t say I’ve evern thought lederhosn could be sexy. I need pictures!
Shirtless lederhosen? Hm. I could be convinced with that.
Gasp!!
NALINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
*shakes fist*
Cat fight!
*Passes the popcorn*
Archangel on archangel sex sounds like a best seller for me! Put them in kilts and it goes global.
Or a threesome with archangels in kilts and vampires…
pervy mind in overload now.
Sorry, Nalini but Meyer got to the Loch Ness monster hybrid before you!
Jill, I lubs you hardcore.
I know! Kind of makes you think, doesn’t it?
(and I totally laughed aloud at the Meyer/Loch Ness comment.)
ROFL! Too funny.
Thank you!
Wonderful. ROFLMAO.
Poor Meljean. She does get her share of abuse. (Good going, Jill!)
Well, I picked her because Meljean and Nalini really do share an editor.
At least, that is my OFFICIAL cover story. *eyebrow wiggle*
Hehe!! Scottish Archangel Leopard Shifter is one of the best ideas ever!!
*snicker snort* I see Meljean being inspired by way of this post. Abuse or no ;D
If Meljean wrote a Scottish Guardian whose special ability was that he could turn into a cat…well that would just be AWESOME.
Feel free to use that, btw, Meljean.
Y’all are so imaginative and hilarious(maybe that’s why I keep buying books)!
We aim to please. Or at least we do until Nalini comes back and sees this post!
Then we might have to hide.
So when is the release date of this book? I can’t wait to read about Scottish Archangel Leopard Shifter
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I know! I am surprised no one has hit on it yet. Sounds like a bestseller from this end!
tee hee.. Jill is so awesome!
I KNOW, right?
(I kid, I kid)
ROFLMBO!!!
Glad you enjoyed.
LMAO! Thanks Jill for your superior hacking skill. Archangel in kilt sounds like a best seller to me too.
I know! Work of genius.
Hehe, very funny. Am wondering if Nalini’s ears are burning…
I hope she is very, very very understanding.
Very funny, when do we get this book?
I’m telling ya, I think this is an untapped market for Nalini. Clearly she needs to hit upon Scottish Archangels. Who shapeshift.
I loved the diaries!! What a hoot! More -more!!
Glad you liked! There will probably be more at some point.
Ah, the possibilities…hot dudes in skirts who fly. Watching that from below could be interesting. Throw in the shape-shifting, and wow!
Kilts and flying dudes has all kinds of new possibilities now — I have to say that I like the way you think!
JILL!!!! I trusted you!!!!
*mutterrevengemuttermutterevenge*
*shines halo*
What the heck, no knowledge of Boxing Day… I am shocked!! *g*
Nalini, Hell yes, revenge.
though,hot changeling/angels in kilts does sound verra appealing!!!
That it do, lassie! Er, laddie! Whichever! (I can’t tell from your username, lol. Covering all my bases.)
What does an archangel wear under his kilt ?
ROFLOL… *holds hurting side while trying to breath deep and dry laugh tears*
Now that is something to read about…. Scottish Kilt-wearing Archangel-Shapeshifter… (or just Shapeshifter, still have to read about one of those)
It’s going in the same list with The Caveman’s series by Meljean Brook…. (Now if only my card account would show I had some monnies in…. *thinks of magic ways to earn some Euros*)
hee hee… v funny
LOL! Jill you`re great *g*!
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