Meljean Brook: I will win this war
Dear Meljean,
As today is your release, you probably thought I would suspend the war. Well I lured you into false sense of security with previous post just so I could sucker punch you.
Witness my blinding attack!
Irena is a mighty warrior. She kicks ass and doesn’t bother to take names. She has knives and she has boobies and she has yellow flames.
That kind of girl needs a man. Not that Alejandro mentioned in the book. No, she needs a real man! Tall, dark, dangerous, tormented, loaded with weapons, cool cars, and money.
She needs…..
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BATMAN!!!
My work here is done.
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Diclaimer: No Batmans have been harmed in the previous butchering of Meljean’s cover. Don’t sue me. Please don’t forged to check out DEMON FORGED at a nearest brick-and mortar retailer near you or your online bookstore of choice.
Gasp!
*shakes fist*
(But is actually kind of hot. Can I have Batman on all covers, plz?)
Also:
“She kicks ass and doesn’t bother to take names. She has knives and she has boobies and she has yellow flames.”
Is totally poetic.
*wipes away single tear*
I dunno, are you going to have anymore yellow covers? Do you have idea how hard it to find a Batman that you can tint yellow and not make him look like he’s been peed on?
Maybe if you have a blue cover next time. Just be happy you didn’t get Thor.
Blue cover! I’ll show you a blue cover!
Friday comes soon. Bwahah!
see… what i think the cover needs is….
a lion.
and a sword…
FALLS OVER AND DIES LAUGHING…
Now if Irena made a living Batman statue, that would lead to some fun times.
LoL
Holy, moly. It’s Batman!!!
LOL! This is great.
When I saw the BATMAN, all I could think of was the “Rabbit’s Foot” Supernatural episode when no matter how badly Dean threw a knife, it hit its intended mark, to which he exclaimed to Sam, “I’m Batman!”
Bwahahaha.
It’s of the funniest episodes (second only to the “Fearful Dean” one) in the entire Supernatural series.
“I lost my shoe!” – That’s where I totally lost it.
And woohooo, congrats on DEMON FORGED’s release, Meljean!
I think *I’m* winning this war because I get to watch it. *brings chair and snacks*.
Poetic justice! Now, I must go clean the diet pepsi out of my keyboard and appease the cat. I should know never to read anything Ilona wrote with a drink in hand.
OMG!!! This is incredible!
The entire office is looking at me weird because im LOL
Ilona… that was pure genius.
Congrats on the release Meljean!
I am so loving watching this war play out. LOL
Meljean, congratulations on your release date!
Ilona, you are a photoshop genius! *giggle*
ROTFLMAO!
congrats on the release Meljean!!!
I think Ilona’s was lucky the cover wasn’t pink! Did a bang up job on it thought, great crop!!!
lol congrats on release date Mel.
Hahaha who wouldnt love batman *purrs*
he does blend in very nicely lol *runs away*
ROFLMAO! I don’t know… yellow flames and the Batsuit? That might clashes a bit. And melt the rubber.
Haha yes Batman! He rocks that cover, I am sure he will love her boobies and knives
Batman is popping up to help show Irena how to wear her cape properly. Everyone knows that crime fighters wear their capes on their BACKS, not on their fronts.
::snort::
I wasn’t gonna say anything, but since you already did…..
Gasp!
Et tu, Jill?
*steeples fingers evilly*
Laugh it up, my friends. Laugh it up.
Holy Photoshop Batman!
So who is the villain in this book? The Joker or Scarecrow?
*loool* *giggles*
this is just awesome.
congrats on the release, meljean
and congrats ilona on the batman-bomb. love it.
So glad Batman did get peed on. He looks just right
Ah, Why is Irena wearing a leather apron? KinkyKitchenwear.com?
*humming* na na nanana…..Batman!!!!
That’s fantastic Ilona!!
All covers should be so lucky. I was already planning on reading Demon Forged, but this just gives it that little extra incentive!
I was hamming that tone almost all night yesterday….
ROFLOL…. that is one great battle…. *gets pop corn and sparkling water* (trying to keep away from coke)
Congrats on the release… “I will manage to get those books… I will manage it…”
oops ‘humming’ i meant humming….
ROFLMHO!!! That is hilarious
. I have to make it to the bookstore this week!
Tha was soo… funny! I needed this after a long day at work. Thanks Ilona.
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LMAO!
What a cover… Its got what all good bookcovers should have. The three B’s
Boobies, Badass & Batman *snicker*
Great work Ilona
Congrats Meljean on the release of Demon Forged
The three B’s – perfect! LOL!
Great job Ilona and congrat’s on book release Meljean!
w00T! congrats on the release!
*running to add to amazon order*
I <3 Batman.
Batman! Yesssssss!
You have perfected Meljean’s cover!
Now I can’t wait to see Meljean’s revenge.
*heads to Walmart to stock up on Terra chips*
Hmm…I think she and Batman make a cute couple. If they don’t end up together in this book I’ll be really mad!
Congrats on the book!
Holy Frijoles Batman!
It’s Bat-tastic Ilona! And congrats Meljean!
er, is that bat looking for a cave…
That looks like new batman too….he’s hot.