Planning the Wedding of the Century
The other day, an idea germinated in Twitter, as they often do. And I knew, suddenly, what I would blog about today.
The wedding that you all have been waiting for. The Kate and Curran wedding (if you don’t know who Kate and Curran are, check out Ilona’s Kate Daniels series, starting with MAGIC BITES).
I know, I know! She hasn’t written the wedding yet! And maybe Kate is not the marrying type. But since Ilona hasn’t authorized my fanfic threesome (Derek/Kate/Curran sandwich. You know you want it), I thought I’d amuse myself with a little wedding planning instead.
First, we dress the bride.
I thought that Kate would look best in leather. What do you think?
A dress made from genuine, lambskin leather.
But then I realized that, well, this was far, far too virginal for our sweet Kate. So I had to keep searching the interwebs and found this. A little better.
Black leather corset? Muuuch better.
And of course, she’ll need a sword at her side instead of a bouquet. It’ll be perfect for scaring the preacher…and cutting the cake later.
And every bride needs something old. She can probably take out her ‘beginner’s asskicking boots’ (since we know she has long graduated to ‘master of asskicking’).
Something dainty and covered in leather straps. Just like Kate!
Something new. How about…a new ‘do?
The purrrfect way to show Curran he's the only one for her. Locks of love!
(By the way, this is the link where you can see other hair sculptures. Meljean tweeted it the other day and some of that stuff is AMAZING.)
Something borrowed…clearly she’ll have to raid Andrea’s closet:
What goes with everything? Bullets, that's what.
Something blue? We know Kate is fond of bows…
Is it Christmas for Curran ALREADY?
Well, I think that’s it for now. Perhaps if Ilona does not destroy me, we shall someday get to dress up…THE GROOM:
Proof that you can, indeed, find any sort of picture on the internet.
Who knew that Curran had a secret lovechild? And that the love child would end up as the ringbearer?
(and that he was so. damn. creepy??)
So what do you guys think? What would you put in the perfect Kate and Curran wedding? And should I put my name in for witness protection because Ilona is going to harm me…?
Witness protection might be a good idea, but you know she’ll find you anyway…
I like the leather dress, but I’m pretty sure Kate would never wear a corset. A dagger bouquet instead of flowers would be perfect. Maybe something like her black throwing daggers? Hmm…
I couldn’t find a truly stunning black leather wedding dress, so I went with that one.
For some reason, I guess they’re not popular? Go figure.
Lol, I just wanna run and hide, and at the same thing hug that freaky thing
The child one is the worst, isn’t it? I love that even his hands are paws. AWESOME.
I want to know what you search term was to come up with that picture!
My daughter just caught a glimpse of it and thinks it is the cutest picture ever.
lacrima! You read my mind! I was thinking a bouquet of daggers. Jim can be the best man, Julie as a flower girl, etc. Instead of wedding cake, we can have apple pie? Ooooh, I have so many ideas..
Ha! I love that it would be apple pie instead of a wedding cake. Hilarious.
I’m just howling with laughter! Jill we will mourn your passing, it was sure nice knowing you, but you can leave this world knowing it was for a good cause!
Thanks for the hysterics!
Hey, if I go out, I might as well go out gloriously, right?
Silver needles, perhaps to fix the hair sculpture.
The leather dress but in black or even better in flamming red.
And witness protection IS a good idea, even if only to postpone the inevitable.
Silver needles is a GREAT idea! I wish I’d thought of that.
LOL
I can also see this as their wedding cake!
http://www.mynetimages.com/ba7a6639.jpg
buhahaha
That would work! Very Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
oh jill…. you like to live dangerously, huh? closet adrenaline-junkie
hehe, very funny, but oh, oh, can’t wait for Ilona’s reaction
Closet adrenaline junkie? Maybe. Unrepentant sadist? Possibly.
LMAO
Er, Jill I’m not sure witness protection will save you. I think your best bet is to RUN, do it now and don’t look back.*g*
If Ilona does catch up with you.. well, beg for mercy (who knows,it might work)
Maybe Witless Protection Program…I’m pretty sure they’d take me.
*loooooooooooool*
I love that the gloves will allow room for her throwing needles, but I agree that Kate wouldn’t be able to move well in a corset and should change that up. PS: Run and Hide now =D.
But it could double as body armor!
I hope you joined the witness protection program before you posted this
. Personally I think she needs some more jewelry like her silver needle bracelets…
I can’t wait to see the rest of the wedding party >D
I’d show you but then I’d have to keeeeeel u.
In honor of Kate’s favorite book:
“Wuv, twue wuv. That dweam within a dweam.”
(It the movie was on the other day).
Who knew that Kate was such a sap, eh?
Under that tough exterior hides a gooshy marshmellow of a woman.
I love that hair do. It’s like Kate and Curran are having a threesome
Ilona can be merciful. If you start begging now and maybe bribe her with your book with the pretty pretty man on it…..she might not do any permanent damage
Lol at the threesome. Just Kate, and Curran, and her…hair. Nice.
Yeah, as long as he doesn’t get jealous and attack her hair. A bald Kate would probably = a grumpy Kate
Chocolate. Bribe Ilona with chocolate.
Lots and lots and LOTS of chocolate. And possibly alcohol.
May I recommend sending her a few bottles of chocolate wine? It is heaven in a bottle if you love both sweet wines and chocolate. If she loves it, you may gain her forgiveness… or at least a sizeable head start fleeing.
I’m crying I’m laughing so hard. Thank goodness for mute (on a conference call – yes, I “multi-task”).
You made my day – thank you!
I have no idea what the tally is, but it sure seems like you’re waaay overdue for a little payback…
I know! I figure I’ll keep going until it becomes too dangerous…which could possibly have been last week.
Yeah, I don’t know Jill
As they say, you can run, but you can’t hide. Ilona is Russian, the perfect spymaster, she’ll find you anywhere.
OR… you can blame Meljean.
(not sure for what exactly, but you’re the author, you can come up with something)
Gasp!
I would never blame Meljean! Someone’s got to shield me from Ilona.
Interesting wedding. A little scary though. Don’t know if I’d go to that wedding considering how many weapons will be there.
They’d need a metal detector at the door for sure!
sorry jill but im on ilona’s side, but good luck running for your life.
It was a good run while it lasted, right?
I think I’m just gonna run away and hide now. You all know that Ilona is going to kill us ALL for even looking at this, right? That whole, no witnesses means it never happened deal.
So, I’ll just be over here… hiding out in some remote location… where she’ll never be able to find me…
*BANG*
Oh dear god, what was that noise?
*BANG*
*peers out the window*
It’s Ilona! How’d she find me so fast?
*BANG*
She’s battering down my door.
Help me! She’s in my house and she’s wearing Jill’s head as a hat.
And she has a rusty machete in her hand.
Wait, that’s not rust, that’s blood…
Noooooooo!!!!!
*blood spatters screen*
LOL! I love the lion and cub in clothes picture. The hairdo…man, that cracks me up!
Oh. My. God.
I love your pictures and all, but maybe you shouldn’t be worried about Ilona. If…WHEN Kate hears about how she’s marrying Curran and that the Beast Lord has a child, not even chocolate/cookie bribes can save you from Kate.
I’d suggest running…FAST
Just out of curiosity, are you sure they won’t elope if they DO get married (since Curran doesn’t like going to weddings)?
I love this site…as long as I’m on the sidelines in a secure bunker. You girls are hilarious.
I’m crying I laughed so hard. First at the post. Then I followed the hair link which I innocently followed a link to 21 Banned Condom Ads http://www.2leep.com/news/1116/218/ {I don’t even understand the scary granny pillows, you wouldn’t even NEED condoms if you had those} Surfing the net is a scary thing.
Threaten Ilona with posting a thread on her board for us to dress the wedding party. After the undies thread it might be enough to save you.
Love the leather dress; hope you plan on advertising this wedding, you could make a fortune.
OMG I just now noticed the other lion in the background. ROFL!! Although I suspect that Mahon, Jim, and Derek are gonna be disappointed that they were not allowed to be in the wedding as well…..
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No words for u. No words.
Wait a minute, I thought they were going to be one of those lame couples who were perpetually engaged but just shacked up. Or they could be like Wolverine and Mariko, trying to get married and then something happens and he is off the hook. Yeah, I think we will go that route.
This totally made my weekend. I can’t wait to find out what the payback will be.
hahaha this is too funny!! I never thought of it that way. =]
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ROFL and the blog-post battle begins…