Twas the Night Before Christmas (in romanceland)
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
He's looking for a few good Ho Ho Hos, if you know what I mean.
Twas the night before Christmas, and all of Romanceland was asleep
Not a virgin was stirring, they were all counting sheep
Lacy stockings were hung by the bedside with care,
In hopes that an alpha hero soon would be there.
The maidens were nestled and spooning in bed,
With visions of glistening pectorals dancing in their heads.
And mamma in her corset and I in my ball gag,
Had just settled down for punishment (I’d been soooo bad).
When out on the porch there arose such a melee,
I sprang from the bed to see what the hell it could be.
Disentangling myself from the vinyl sex swing
I ran to the window to see what the evening would bring
Ignoring the whippings of my irritated lover
I stared out the window, and what did I discover?
Out on the lawn, knee deep in the snows
Stood a naked Adonis, surrounded by his bros
His equipment was huge, so long and so thick,
I knew in a moment this was indeed a prized dick.
At his side, his brothers were equally nude,
And he laughed and called out the name of each dude!
“Now Danger! Now, Savage! Now, Raper and Grim!
On, Striker! On, Strife! on, Destroyer and Jim!
To the virgins in bed! To the room where they hide!
Now dash away brothers, let’s give them all a wild ride!
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The stomping, heavy feet of each overmuscled goof.
As I spit out my ball gag, and turned to Mistress,
Down the chimney the lead alpha came with a hiss.
He was covered in soot, from his head to his er…head.
And his long, dark hair was tied into sexy dreads.
He flexed bronzed muscles, a complex tattoo covering his back
And was completely hairless, from his pecs to his sack.
His eyes-how they glinted! his jaw, so chiseled!
His cheekbones so bladelike, even Mistress whistled!
His mouth was drawn up on one side with a sneer,
As if his magnificence gave him nothing to fear.
His teeth were like chicklets, so even and white
And when he turned around, his ass was absolute dynamite
He had the broadest shoulders that I had ever seen,
That flexed with each movement, a fangirl’s dream
He even walked sexy, as he strolled right on through,
Heading to the bedroom to find himself a virgin or two
A wink of his eye and a twist of his alpha head (the one on top),
Told me that he and the others were off to the bed.
They spoke not a word, but went to town on those girls,
And popped each one’s cherry, and gave them titty swirls.
And after each one sighed with pleasure and bliss
The alpha male gave them one last heated kiss
When all were sated, they sprang from the room
And exited the manor, leaving the girls in a swoon
I heard one exclaim, as they disappeared out of sight,
“Hey boss, do you think we can hit that again tomorrow night?”
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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That was so hilarious! You’ve brightened up my gloomy holiday! Merry Christmas to all!
Hahahaha Bravo (claps) simply brilliant hahahahaha Merry Christmas Jill.
Merry Christmas Everyone. xxx
That is HILARIOUS!!! Nicely done Jill, nicely done!
Whew, is it hot in here?
BRAVO hahahahahahaha love it!
Merry Christmas Jill.
xxxx
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
Lol i love it so much I replied twice (this being the third time.)
My message didnt show up the first time so i wrote it again haha
WOW…. I love it!
that has to be the best christmas story i have ever read. great work Jill!
oh and i got a snuggie.
WIN. That is all.
Bwahahahaha. I want to print this out and take it to the christmas party tonight. (I can’t read it in front of the kids, but the adults are a different story!)
That’s awesome Jill!!!
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Forget that Snuggie you want…you’re getting nipple clamps!
Merry Christmas to All
And that was just great.
That was a hoot and a half!