Where In the World is Meljean Brook?
Winner: The random number generator has run and the winner is….MISTI P. who thinks Meljean is most likely riding a camel across the Gobi desert! Email will be on the way to you shortly.
This was a fun contest everyone – thanks for your awesome comments!
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I’m filling in for Meljean today. I thought we should make fun of her as she isn’t here to stop us as is grand tradition on Oddshots.
But…
You knew there was a but didn’t you?
While Meljean has glorious photoshop talent and can make Book PoRn, I have no skills in that department, so here’s what we’re going to do.
Have a contest!
To enter, leave a comment telling me where you think Meljean is today, and what she’s doing (the crazier the better…not that I’m enabling any of you 
). Do this before six p.m. Sunday 31st Jan 2010, New Zealand time. I’ll pick a random winner and edit this post to include their name.
And what will you win? I’ll let the winner choose a copy of any one book of mine published pre-2010 so long as I have a copy of it, so go to it! Link to Books page of my website.
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p.s. A
rchangel’s Kiss is out Tuesday, Feb 2nd!! Woohoo!! It’s awesome. Go buy it!! <– I iz subtle.
Excerpt Link and excerpt link for the first book, Angels’ Blood (this series should definitely be read in order).
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She might be battling with Chuck Norris because he doesn’t want her messing with his hair! (Don’t ask me where I came up with that, but I said “Why not?”)
Lol!!!!!!!
She saved someone’s life by sacrifazing another’s so now they keep her suspended in a in between world storage until they figure out what to do with her, send her to hell or transform her into a guardian. … or maybe … just send her back for another try?
She’s riding a camel across the Gobi desert.
She was walking back from the mail box when I giant octopus tackled her from the left. The two of them went tumbling along in this huge ball till they went down the side of a grassy hill and into a valley that’s next to a quarry filled with chocolate. They got into this HUGE brawl and right about now, she’s hitting the octopus over the head with a toilet-shaped piece of chocolate while it uses its suction cups to grab a hedgehog wearing a tutu and throw it at her.
She’s up in a spaceship recruiting more fans from amongst the aliens.
She was walking down the street, like any other day, but this time she managed to cross a portal between dimensions, and now finds herself floating on an ice floe in an alternate version of the Bering Sea, hoping that there aren’t any polar bears–or their equivalent–around.
Meljean had innocently purchased a Justice League comic book, unaware that it would magically transport her into the comic world. She is now a super-heroine in disguise fighting courageously along side the likes of Superman, Batman and Wonder woman. However, she has manages to pi** off Batman by announcing to all that she caught Bruce and Diana in an extremely compromising position.
While anyone with sense would be a bit afraid of having earned the Dark Knights enmity, Meljean is jumping about. All her shipper fantasies have come true and she couldn’t be happier.
She is on a secret mission to the Cadbury plant! She must find the receipe for the delicious milk chocolate. Must!
She is on a quest for the perfect pet monkey!
She was on her way to Ilona’s house to learn how to knit, but fell into a pothole as she was walking up Ilona’s driveway. It turns out that it was a wormhole to the In Death verse and she was magically transplanted into Eve Dallas’ body. She is being served pizza and champagne by a gorgeous, Irish, bad-boy billionaire as we speak and their just stole a piece of pepperoni.
I like this reply. Too funny.
Starbucks!!!!
Meljean was running errands today when she fell into a death-trap of uber-tangled Ilona knitting yarn. Said yarn rolled down a hill, picking up bits and pieces of tree bark, leaves, dirt etc. until the Yarn-entangled-Meljean fell into a manhole (sounds so wrong, yes?) full of – you guessed it – men. Not just any men but wait-on-your-every-whim-we’re-so-hot sort of men. What’s a girl to do other than call in sick and let poor long-suffering Nalini post in her stead?
Meljean was making brownies with me, then she promised to read a book with my 3 yos son
Contest now CLOSED. I’m running the random numbers!
Random Winner: MISTI P.
Congratulations!!